Magic: The Gathering has, well, a lot of creatures. Not all have serious origins.
Let's talk about Magic's "Beeble Scale."
Whenever Magic: The Gathering goes all in on a hyper-specific region or expansion, they tend to go all in.
Throughout Magic: The Gathering history, few groups of cards have remained as powerful as moxen. These jewelry-themed cards could do a lot based on color.
You've heard of Doublestrike? Now, how about Double Tap?